utah

utah
1. (Utah) (1567↑, 300↓)
full of mormons
2. (utah) (833↑, 104↓)
45th state in the Union. Settled by Mormons in 1847. Home of the 4 m's Mormons Meth Labs Mountains Mini Vans Capital City is Salt Lake City Salt Lake City was host of the 2002 Olympic Winter Games "Greatest Snow on Earth"

Yes, you can get a drink in Utah

3. (utah) (384↑, 158↓)
a state with good scenary and wierd people; has many spectatcular views in the rockies and the famous salt flats of bonneville; most of the people live in a compact corridor between odgen-salt lake-provo. now the people- the most conservative in the country: basketball obsessed, skiing mormons

utah has nice moutains and crazy mormons.

4. (utah) (259↑, 74↓)
Western state in the mountainous region, settled by the LDS religion (commonly known as Mormons). Stated to be some sort of black hole, for many call they always find themselves hopelessly pulled back by some mysterious force.

The weather can never decide on itself in Utah.

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5. (utah) (370↑, 235↓)
a state to avoid if you're black

I had a black friend drive through utah, he got pulled over 3 times crossing the state and he never speeds, he said it's like they radioed his presence when he crossed the border (true story)

6. (Utah) (257↑, 152↓)
A "pretty, great" state. Home to most Mormons in the USA. Utah is usually mistaken for the most closeminded state (seriously, have you been to Wyoming or Oklahoma?) NOT a diverse state, mostly caucasion mormons (but they are nice). Most of Utah's new generation is very open-minded and mostly Catholic. Utahns are usually happy, cheerful people who bring you batch after batch of brownies and cookies after you move in. Home of the '02 Winter Olympics, The Used, Fry Sauce, Arcitic Circle, Ice Berg and "The greatest snow on Earth".

If you are from Utah, you should have Utahn pride no matter what.

7. (Utah) (102↑, 18↓)
Utah is the 45th state settled in 1846. 65% of the state are followers of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. Utah is one of the worlds biggest Jello Manufacturers in the world. Utah holds a 1:4 ratio of pacific islanders, suprisingly, making it the 2nd largest home of pacific islanders, behind Hawaii.

I love looking at the scenery in Utah, while eating jello at the [Luau]

8. (UTAH) (113↑, 85↓)
place: a state in the US

I live in Utah.

9. (Utah) (95↑, 69↓)
A dry, uninhabitable desert. If your car breaks down on any of the major highways, you will die.

Welcome to Utah\! The next gas station is 200 miles away\!

10. (UTAH) (114↑, 90↓)
1. a State in the USA. 2. Acronym; "Up The Ass Hard". See [bufu]. 3. Used as an expression if someone is about to get beat up or shot.

1. Mormons live in Utah. 2. Tom, Dick and Harry, all like it UTAH. 3. "Oh that's it, he'll pay for that. I'm gonna give it to him UTAH\!"

11. (Utah) (64↑, 40↓)
Mormon Land. Morminishis, Utah is, some would say.

"You can't throw a rock without hitting a missionary while you're in Utah." said the Old Lady who lived in a shoe.

12. (Utah) (26↑, 5↓)
Closed on Sundays

On Sunday in Utah, most stores are either closed or close early

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13. (Utah) (31↑, 10↓)
A multi 'be my honey' hived State belonged of these fifty united which, many feel that such taken land, the federal government should once again, immediately reintroduce above ground nuclear testing\!

Utah is now abuzz and it's not for the bees\!

14. (Utah) (128↑, 109↓)
The state in which scary happy plastic robots who work at Wendy's repeatedly apologize for not having a Texas double cheeseburger when you have been driving for twenty hours on your way to Idaho for no apparent reason.

We really are sorry sir that we don't have that item, is there anything else we can get you?

15. (Utah) (163↑, 145↓)
1) A state whose inhabitants, for some inexplicable reason, can all sing beautifully, are all musically inclined, and have extreme artistic talents.... believe me, it's true. Maybe they ARE following the right religion. 2) Home of Arctic Circle, fry sauce, and people who stop and stare at anyone whose skin is a shade darker than peach.

1) Wow. You sing beautifully. You must be from Utah. 2) Yes. I have dark skin and lived in Utah.

16. (Utah) (19↑, 9↓)
For the love of God, don't move here if you are black, mexican, asian, Christian, Catholic, don't like Disney Channel, hate pop music, or anything else... You will be ridiculed as fuck.

Utahn: So, what kind of music do you like? I enjoy Taylor Swift... Me: Huh, really? I like The Beatles, And System of A Down, you gotta hear those guys, they kick ass... Utahn: Ohhh, you said "Ass", and I hate the Beatles, and I don't know what system of a down is\! But it sounds like a bad thing\! Go away terrible person\! You are not worthy\! Me: Fuckin' hypocrites...

17. (Utah) (29↑, 20↓)
one of the 50 states in what is known as the United States. Utah is seemingly made famous for its excess of mormons, virgins, meth, and republicans. Also for its lack of alcohol, amusement, prostitutes, and anything worth ever participating in. Studies show that those who grow up in utah are ten times more likely to punch a small child with malice as an adult.

oh fuck, are we in utah? NOOOOOOOOOOO\!\!\!\!\!\!

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18. (Utah) (59↑, 53↓)
1. A Western US State founded by LDS pioneers who moved west to escape religious persecution. 2. "A Pretty Great State" 3. A state that has a pretty good sense of humor about itself and its conservative nature and traditional values. 4. A word or state that elicits volatile responses usually laced with profanity and closed minded statements from people who say that Utahns are all close minded, and will probably give this a profanity laced "thumbs down".

1. Utah is the 45th State. 2. The state motto. 3. Bebe - Frasier's unscrupulous agent: (gives an evil laugh and says very sarcastically) Well, when there's a dirty job to be done, you can't go wrong with a Mormon. 4. Closed minded ignorant comments that hint of a family tree that doesn't fork like this: "A real f*d up state. Utah is full of poligamist freak mormons." Hmmm... Mormons haven't practiced polygamy since 1890. Anyone still practicing polygamy ** IS NOT A MORMON **. Also reminds me of a favorite quote... "Profanity is the attempt a weak mind to express itself forcefully".

Author: GimmeAFrigginBreak http://utah.urbanup.com/3411421
19. (Utah) (13↑, 8↓)
The only state in the union that can get away with theocracy.

Utah legislators are trying to pass bills that will make alcohol illegal because its gods will.

20. (Utah) (4↑, 0↓)
1) home of the greatest snow on earth, and people who have live here all their lives and STILL can't drive in the "greatest snow". only in Utah will you find it snowing at 40 degrees Fahrenheit, and and raining at 12 degrees Fahrenheit. one of the states with the highest teen-pregnancy rate in america. 2) a really bad joke.

\>"hey, lets go to utah." \>\>"but i like monogamy and alcohol."

21. (utah) (88↑, 84↓)
A cool state that only caught a bad reputation because mormons (a religion of brainwashed people), have claimed it as their state. A totally unfair decision.

Utah is a Kool State Because: Home to John Stockon. Awesome snowboarding And fry sauce\!

Author: y cant i use my name\!\!\! http://utah.urbanup.com/2197942
22. (Utah) (12↑, 15↓)
a state nobody cares about, like montana or north dakota that is stuffed full of mormons. it constantly tries to compare itself to colorado in every way, like- salt lake city is a wannabe seattle or denver that's 5x smaller and everyone is mormon. also, the only state that will NEVER legalize marijuana. ever.

"woah. there are too many mini vans around here." "yeah dude of course there are. mormons have 11 children each." "get me the hell outta here." utah.

23. (Utah) (44↑, 48↓)
Care to know about this state? Utah's just another lame state. It's not quite as exciting as California, New York, Florida, or Texas. Here's the story from a resident. It's famous for a few things. Hard to believe I know. Utah is known for: Mormons of course, fry sauce, the 2002 Winter Olympics, David Archiletta, and country music group Shedaisy. Many movies are filmed in Utah. I believe high school musical was filmed here (not a fan or anything). You can find some beautiful views of desert, canyons, a few lakes, and mountains. It's hard to tear apart the seasons and in the winter it is snowy and cold; God it's cold\! Utah is just as diverse as any state; however, among this diversity 3/4 of it seems to occupy one big group. This group includes Mormons, a brainwashed religious group who believe they are the only ones who will end up in heaven and believe they are the only ones with a right to be there, and closed minded, right winged nut jobs. Dare to be different here? There are many nice people, but it's not always a very friendly state. It's full of piss assed, uptight ass holes. Wave to anyone and they'll give you the evil eye it seems. From what I hear people who grew up in high crime areas feel safer when they move to Utah. Could that be true of any state though? Perhaps it was just the city they were in? Utahns seem to believe it's the "moral fiber" of their state. Positive reactions to outside visitors are basically like "Oh utah. Cool." That's Utah in a nut shell.

Utah Resident: Welcome to Utah. Are you gay, different, or just not conservative? Kermit the Frog: I think so. Utah Resident: (pulls out a gun) Please leave you creature\! Thanks and god bless.

Author: GoodTimesMan http://utah.urbanup.com/4890882
24. (Utah) (11↑, 16↓)
1. Some beach during D-Day 2. I live in Utah, RAISED mormon. It blows in Utah. Your whole damn family cannot get the point if you tell them you are atheist, not mormon. You are expected to be that douche who tries to convert everyone. You are expected to got to BYU. This state is pretty much run by the LDS. The government won't legalize MEDICAL marijuana, but it is trying to allow stray animals to be shot for no reason? Utah has a half-assed government and school system. If born into a mormon family, you HAVE to go to seminary. Everything liberal or open-minded is taboo. It is not a happy state. If you disagree with authority, you are automatically branded as a pot-smoking hippie. Utah will NEVER be mainly democratic, no matter how shitty they know the republican candidates could be. Utah is pretty much an unofficial fascist, totalitarian state. Utah is the worst state in the US, by far.

Me: Hey mom, I am atheist. Mormon mom: Well you still have to go to church\! Me: Whatever happened to religious freedom? Mormon mom: ... Oh by the way, where do you want to go in your mission? Have you been saving up? Me: God, I hate this damn state... SCREW UTAH\!

Author: Archaeology1994 http://utah.urbanup.com/5775809
25. (Utah) (66↑, 73↓)
The opposite of [Itah]

A: Utah\! B: No, Itah\!

26. (Utah) (8↑, 17↓)
Acronym for "Up The Ass Hole." A ficticious place you take someone to when performing anal sex.

Dude: Hey man, where did you take Ashley on your date last night? Brah: Utah, man\! We stayed in Park City all night

Author: Pocket Rockets http://utah.urbanup.com/5504303
27. (Utah) (10↑, 19↓)
That one state YOU never go to.

Me: um I think it's square... You: Im insulted Me: yeah well You: I WAS BORN IN UTAH YOU ASSTURD Me: you don't count

28. (Utah) (152↑, 163↓)
The most boring place in the U.S.

Praise the Lord\! Zzzz.

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29. (Utah) (6↑, 18↓)
A mistake when [texting] or in a [chat room], while using [auto correct] or [T9]. Also could be a word spelled wrong for other reasons such as a cracked mobile screen. T9 spells "Nasty" as "Marty" by pressing 6-2-7-8-9 on a touch tone keypad. One might misspell the word "guys" as "guts" as the letters T and Y are next to each other on a [qwerty keybord]

Don: Hey guts, how's it going? Don: sorry, utah\! my screen is cracked... can't see "T" and "Y" very well. hey guys, how's it going? Z: going great Don, have you seen Nasty? Z: oops, utah\! have you seen Marty?

30. (utah) (53↑, 65↓)
a sexual position in which one presses the achilles tendon on the back of the ankle/foot between one's buttocks. this can be down with another person or by yourself.

"did you have sex with her yet?" "nah, but we did the utah last night"

31. (Utah) (78↑, 91↓)
1. State in the Western portion of the Continental United States. 2. Closest thing to actual hell on Earth, in terms of sheer temperature and desolation. Can travel for over 100 miles at a time without coming across one settlement or exit on the freeway.

1. Traveling West from Colorado, I entered Utah, and promptly turned around. 2. While traveling in Utah, I waited for two hours for an exit to use the restroom, finnaly coming across a Truck Stop before having to travel another 100 miles without any possibility to stop.

32. (utah) (48↑, 65↓)
To ask for something that someone else is already going to get for themselves. Originated from the movie "Point Break" when Gary Busey Character asks Keanu Reeves for two sandwhiches at a stand calling out "Utah".

"I'm Gonna Go Get A Beer." "Utah.Two" "Bet."

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33. (utah) (90↑, 107↓)
I live here hate it\! Don't ever move here if you have any belief in being DIFFERENT\! The school system sucks ass\! You can't be considered a normal human being if you have tatoos, piercings, colored hair (funny story I had hot pink hair and got accused of shoplifting) etc...

Perosn: Where are you from? Me: Utah Person: Are you a Mormon? Me: Why is it that just cuase I'm from Utah that automatically makes me a Mormon? Person: Sorry. Me: No you're not\! You close minded arraogant asshole\!

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34. (Utah) (92↑, 115↓)
Home of the [Mormons] and inbreeders. See also: [Hell]

Utah is like hell, but worse. Fuckin' Mormons.

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35. (UTAH) (36↑, 60↓)
Ugly Trashy And Hated

Go eat with those other UTAH kids, you fat pig\! That white trash slob will fit right in with all the other UTAH kids.

36. (UTAH) (22↑, 49↓)
1. A state in the western united states. 2. Known as the "No Coast" area 3. A High Rolling record label known in the utah region: See [Free City Records]

Utah is in the Western United States.

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37. (utah) (89↑, 118↓)
a boring ass state full of mormons and white people and so cold ( i live in this hell hole) but yet other people enjoy it

utah what am i supoosed to say?

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38. (utah) (124↑, 155↓)
A great place to get away from most of the filth that Californians celebrate.

Utah: a pretty great state\!

39. (Utah) (80↑, 116↓)
1. noun - Western state in the USA 2. adj. description of something that is bland, close minded or naive. 3. All things Mormon and evil.

1. I hate Utah, many blond people with big teeth stare at my tatoo like I am a freak. 2. Oh that ignorant little utah fuck just got off the turnip truck.

40. (utah) (20↑, 58↓)
An everyman for himself game of basketball much like 21, except baskets count for 5 points.

Yo we got 7, lets just play a game of Utah.

41. (utah) (96↑, 144↓)
utah: a place in the u.s. full of very nice people. ok, ok, so maybe utah is a great big "happy valley" but hey. if mormons upset you so much why bug them about it? mormons took a lot of hard blows trying to get to utah. so how about all y'all go crap on some one else like [Texas] or [california]? Cuz im pretty sure utah's a lot cleaner and purer than most places in the u.s. you dont have to freak on us mormons just to make yourself feel better. OK

ya utah\! go joe smith we owe it all to you baby\! woot woot\!\!\!

42. (Utah) (40↑, 102↓)
That sorry ass team that the Kings run through in the first round of the playoff every year\!
43. (Utah) (4↑, 71↓)
To go for a surf. From the 90's surf flick Point Break in which Keanu Reeves plays cop Johnny Utah. Also referred to as [Johnny].

Went for a utah today - the waves were crankin'\!

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44. (Utah) (8↑, 81↓)
[Utah] is a code name used by girls to descibe an extremly attractive boy. They use the word [Utah] becasue in the State of Utah men can marry more than one woman so these girls use this word when they don't want a guy to know there cute.

Did you just see that [Utah] that walked by?

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45. (utah) (85↑, 169↓)
A real fu*ked up state.

1.Utah is full of poligamist freak mormons.

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Last updated: 2012.03.01

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